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  • Bandwagon Assessment: 1st Quarter
Every team has played at least 25% of their schedule so it’s time to evaluate which bandwagons are worth jumping on. (Records thru 1/28/12)
Chicago Bulls 17-4
Jersey to buy: Derrick Rose
Bench player to rally around: Taj Gibson
Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Joakim Noah
Bandwagon Assessment: Jump On
Long-term outlook: Reigning league MVP Derrick Rose makes at least one play a game that blows your mind. Their offense still needs another guy who can create his own shot.
Miami Heat 14-5
Jersey to buy: LeBron James
Bench player to rally around: Norris Cole
Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Chris Bosh
Bandwagon Assessment: Jump On
Long-term outlook: Most Heat fans are bandwagon fans- which we endorse obviously. They need more fans like Lil Wayne if they are to rise to true greatness.
Philadelphia 76ers 14-6
Jersey to buy: Jrue Holiday
Bench player to rally around: Thaddeus Young
Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Spencer Hawes
Bandwagon Assessment: Jump On
Long-term outlook: This is a solid League Pass team. They’ve got young ballers being coached by a veteran coach. They’re winning but their injury-prone bigs will have a say in how far they go.
Atlanta Hawks 14-6
Jersey to buy: Josh Smith
Bench player to rally around: Ivan Johnson
Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Zaza Pachulia
Bandwagon Assessment: Jump Off
Long-term outlook: For a team called the Highlight Factory doesn’t it seem like no ones cares about this team.
Indiana Pacers 12-6
Jersey to buy: Danny Granger
Bench player to rally around: Tyler Hansbrough
Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Dahntay Jones
Bandwagon Assessment: Jump On
Long-term outlook: Indiana has a team. They get under opponents’ skin and have just enough offense to beat you. And they aren’t afraid of Chicago.
Orlando Magic 12-7
Jersey to buy: None
Bench player to rally around: J.J. Redick
Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Quentin Richardson
Bandwagon Assessment: Jump Off
Long-term outlook: It’s only a matter of time before Dwight Howard is traded. This team has turned in two heartless performances recently. Not a good situation.
Boston Celtics 9-9
Jersey to buy: Rajon Rondo
Bench player to rally around: Brandon Bass
Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Kevin Garnett
Bandwagon Assessment: Jump Off
Long-term outlook: Hard to count out the Celtics but the Perkins/Green trade was a gamble that they lost.
Milwaukee Bucks 8-11
Jersey to buy: Brandon Jennings
Bench player to rally around: Jon Leuer
Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Stephen Jackson
Bandwagon Assessment: Jump On
Long-term outlook: I like this team… and their old logo. The Bogut injury might be too much to overcome but they’ll battle.
Cleveland Cavaliers 7-11
Jersey to buy: Kyrie Irving
Bench player to rally around: Alonzo Gee
Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Anderson Varejao
Bandwagon Assessment: Jump Off
Long-term outlook: The Cavs are showing signs of improvement and that’s admirable. Slightly disappointed I couldn’t write this note in Comic Sans.
New Jersey Nets 7-13
Jersey to buy: Drazen Petrovic
Bench player to rally around: None
Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Kris Humphries
Bandwagon Assessment: Jump Off
Long-term outlook: The impending move to Brooklyn and the uncertainty around their roster means you should wait for their new jerseys.
New York Knicks 7-13
Jersey to buy: Carmelo Anthony
Bench player to rally around: Bill Walker
Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Jared Jeffries
Bandwagon Assessment: Jump Off
Long-term outlook: Help Wanted: Point Guard to run high-powered offense with two of the leagues best scorers in the world’s most famous arena.
Toronto Raptors 6-14
Jersey to buy: Andrea Bargnani
Bench player to rally around: Leandro Barbosa
Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Aaron Gray
Bandwagon Assessment: Jump On
Long-term outlook: Just say Bargnani a few times. Then watch this.
Washington Wizards 4-16
Jersey to buy: John Wall
Bench player to rally around: Shelvin Mack
Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Andray Blatche
Bandwagon Assessment: Jump Off
Long-term outlook: Team building is hard and the Wizards have a culture of losing. They’ve had too many ‘Get Mine’ guys. The Bullet Wizards are casting blanks.
Detroit Pistons 4-17
Jersey to buy: Tayshaun Prince
Bench player to rally around: Will Bynum
Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Ben Gordon
Bandwagon Assessment: Jump Off
Long-term outlook: Joe Dumars made some mistakes with this roster. They stink.
Charlotte Bobcats 3-18
Jersey to buy: Michael Jordan
Bench player to rally around: Byron Mullens
Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Boris Diaw
Bandwagon Assessment: Jump Off
Long-term outlook: You get the feeling Jordan might be a distant owner given his team is still named after the previous owner. They stink.
Western Conference

    Bandwagon Assessment: 1st Quarter

    Every team has played at least 25% of their schedule so it’s time to evaluate which bandwagons are worth jumping on. (Records thru 1/28/12)

    Chicago Bulls 17-4

    • Jersey to buy: Derrick Rose
    • Bench player to rally around: Taj Gibson
    • Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Joakim Noah
    • Bandwagon Assessment: Jump On
    • Long-term outlook: Reigning league MVP Derrick Rose makes at least one play a game that blows your mind. Their offense still needs another guy who can create his own shot.

    Miami Heat 14-5

    • Jersey to buy: LeBron James
    • Bench player to rally around: Norris Cole
    • Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Chris Bosh
    • Bandwagon Assessment: Jump On
    • Long-term outlook: Most Heat fans are bandwagon fans- which we endorse obviously. They need more fans like Lil Wayne if they are to rise to true greatness.

    Philadelphia 76ers 14-6

    • Jersey to buy: Jrue Holiday
    • Bench player to rally around: Thaddeus Young
    • Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Spencer Hawes
    • Bandwagon Assessment: Jump On
    • Long-term outlook: This is a solid League Pass team. They’ve got young ballers being coached by a veteran coach. They’re winning but their injury-prone bigs will have a say in how far they go.

    Atlanta Hawks 14-6

    • Jersey to buy: Josh Smith
    • Bench player to rally around: Ivan Johnson
    • Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Zaza Pachulia
    • Bandwagon Assessment: Jump Off
    • Long-term outlook: For a team called the Highlight Factory doesn’t it seem like no ones cares about this team.

    Indiana Pacers 12-6

    • Jersey to buy: Danny Granger
    • Bench player to rally around: Tyler Hansbrough
    • Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Dahntay Jones
    • Bandwagon Assessment: Jump On
    • Long-term outlook: Indiana has a team. They get under opponents’ skin and have just enough offense to beat you. And they aren’t afraid of Chicago.

    Orlando Magic 12-7

    • Jersey to buy: None
    • Bench player to rally around: J.J. Redick
    • Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Quentin Richardson
    • Bandwagon Assessment: Jump Off
    • Long-term outlook: It’s only a matter of time before Dwight Howard is traded. This team has turned in two heartless performances recently. Not a good situation.

    Boston Celtics 9-9

    • Jersey to buy: Rajon Rondo
    • Bench player to rally around: Brandon Bass
    • Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Kevin Garnett
    • Bandwagon Assessment: Jump Off
    • Long-term outlook: Hard to count out the Celtics but the Perkins/Green trade was a gamble that they lost.

    Milwaukee Bucks 8-11

    • Jersey to buy: Brandon Jennings
    • Bench player to rally around: Jon Leuer
    • Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Stephen Jackson
    • Bandwagon Assessment: Jump On
    • Long-term outlook: I like this team… and their old logo. The Bogut injury might be too much to overcome but they’ll battle.

    Cleveland Cavaliers 7-11

    • Jersey to buy: Kyrie Irving
    • Bench player to rally around: Alonzo Gee
    • Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Anderson Varejao
    • Bandwagon Assessment: Jump Off
    • Long-term outlook: The Cavs are showing signs of improvement and that’s admirable. Slightly disappointed I couldn’t write this note in Comic Sans.

    New Jersey Nets 7-13

    • Jersey to buy: Drazen Petrovic
    • Bench player to rally around: None
    • Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Kris Humphries
    • Bandwagon Assessment: Jump Off
    • Long-term outlook: The impending move to Brooklyn and the uncertainty around their roster means you should wait for their new jerseys.

    New York Knicks 7-13

    • Jersey to buy: Carmelo Anthony
    • Bench player to rally around: Bill Walker
    • Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Jared Jeffries
    • Bandwagon Assessment: Jump Off
    • Long-term outlook: Help Wanted: Point Guard to run high-powered offense with two of the leagues best scorers in the world’s most famous arena.

    Toronto Raptors 6-14

    • Jersey to buy: Andrea Bargnani
    • Bench player to rally around: Leandro Barbosa
    • Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Aaron Gray
    • Bandwagon Assessment: Jump On
    • Long-term outlook: Just say Bargnani a few times. Then watch this.

    Washington Wizards 4-16

    • Jersey to buy: John Wall
    • Bench player to rally around: Shelvin Mack
    • Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Andray Blatche
    • Bandwagon Assessment: Jump Off
    • Long-term outlook: Team building is hard and the Wizards have a culture of losing. They’ve had too many ‘Get Mine’ guys. The Bullet Wizards are casting blanks.

    Detroit Pistons 4-17

    • Jersey to buy: Tayshaun Prince
    • Bench player to rally around: Will Bynum
    • Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Ben Gordon
    • Bandwagon Assessment: Jump Off
    • Long-term outlook: Joe Dumars made some mistakes with this roster. They stink.

    Charlotte Bobcats 3-18

    • Jersey to buy: Michael Jordan
    • Bench player to rally around: Byron Mullens
    • Player you’ll love but everyone else hates: Boris Diaw
    • Bandwagon Assessment: Jump Off
    • Long-term outlook: You get the feeling Jordan might be a distant owner given his team is still named after the previous owner. They stink.

    Western Conference

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